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The family's hispanic maid (Lidia Porto) is fat, has hairy arms, wears a bikini, and farts so hard she blows herself off the toilet.I don't know what movie that's a reference to, but the presence of farts and toilets makes it COMEDY GOLD®!There is a section based on Evil Dead where Jody and her ballet friend Kendra (Erica Ash, in a role clearly intended for Scary Movie stalwart Regina Hall, who declined to appear) stand in the basement of a cabin and recite the evil-summoning incantation, causing the teens upstairs to mutilate themselves.Then they speak the word that ends it, and the teens go back to normal.I'll spend a paragraph telling you the plot, thereby giving it more attention than the filmmakers did.Jody (Ashley Tisdale) and her husband Dan (Simon Rex) become the caretakers of Dan's brother's children, and creepy things start to happen in their house.

Scary Movie V is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with legendary comedy director David Zucker (Airplane, The Naked Gun franchises).

That it should have been produced and co-written by David Zucker -- one of the minds responsible for Airplane! , and Naked Gun, and the guy who revitalized the Scary Movie franchise -- adds a tinge of sadness to it.

Then again, maybe it's fitting that the man who helped invent the spoof genre would be responsible for killing it. He and co-writer Pat Proft (another comedy veteran), along with director Malcolm D.

Same goes for the dumb subplot where Rex's character works with intelligent chimpanzees, all of which -- I need hardly tell you -- are highly interested in poop.

What kind of sick world do we live in where EVEN MONKEYS ARE NOT FUNNY??

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